Hey there boss man!
This is just to say
I am not coming
to work today.
I tried to get up,
I showered,
I dressed,
but I just could not be bothered
to go through the rest.
I was so tired
And my bed was
so warm,
I hope you can do without me
this morn.
-Employee
Boss:
Hi there employee,
this is just to say,
you are losing your job,
and you are losing it today.
I covered you last week,
And the one before!
I hate you now
Right down to the core.
I had to wake up,
and cover for you.
It is as if you thought
My bed was not warm too!
So have fun on your sick day,
It will be your last
For our working relationship
Is something of the past.