I dislike Douches and Dumbasses
Math, Spanish, and Science classes
I hate Hats and Horses
Homework, Textbooks, and failing my Courses
I’m not fond of Frantics and Fakes
Fat Cats, Head-, and Stomach-Aches
Don’t like Losers and Liars
Rain, Pickles, and singing in Choirs
I criticize Cancer and Cottage Cheese
Pigeons, Planes, and Alzheimer’s Disease
I despise Dunkins and Drama
Writing, Citing, and Striped Pyjamas
Why these things disgust me?
I don’t know; it seems outrageous, I see
Maybe it’s me that has a problem.